On Sunday I walk out with a "Chamois",
On Monday I'm taken by the "Booties",
On Tuesday I'm out with the "Cycle Bibsuit",
On Wednesday our "Climatic Head Wear"!
On Thursday a gang oot wi' the "Speed Socks",
On Friday the "Padded Lycra Pants"
But on Saturday I'm willing if you'll only take the shilling,
To cycle round with anyone of you!