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Sunday, October 20, 2013

Down-town in lovely Southwell


Minsters ...


Meadows ...


Outlaws ...


Country lanes ...


Rosehips ...


Pubs ...


& bicycles ... of course!

... now hanging out for famous Bramley Apple Festival next weekend!!!

It's all here in Southwell!

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Cambridge - I want what they have






















A couple of weeks ago with BN4 in tow, I headed to Cambridge to visit a Hunter Valley expat (now a Trinity Ph.D.c) ...



... and of course to surround myself with the delights of an English cycling city

... aaaah bliss

But, as per usual, whilst I gazed upon the cycling community in Cambridge, that old chestnut of a question popped into my head ...

Why oh why are we so stupid in Australia?

...which of course then led to other pointless queries:

Why are we so upside-down in our approach to cycling?

Why are we so obsessed with safety?

Why do we think helmets can provide us with it?

Why do we need laws to tell us to wear them?

And then I started thinking of my court cases and other legal matters that are starting to bank up, urgently requiring me to put them into some sort of holding pattern.

I've got the appeal call-over on October 30 followed by a brand new matter for mention on November 11 plus, note-to-self (new worn-out 50+ Bridget Jones currently peppers the British press!), must write to State Debt Recovery Office by October 17 to point out to them that I'm not required to pay any of the bills they've sent me until my appeal is completed (thanks, Edward).

Sigh! It's all so exhausting and so unnecessary and just highlights the fact that our mandatory bicycle helmet promotion is nothing more than a great big example of rampant systemic misselling.

Why can't we have what they have in Cambridge? ... now

Ok ... tomorrow then

Saturday, October 5, 2013

Why can't we be Oxford? - helmet-law free

Bicycles & lanes


Bicycles & flowers


Bicycles & peeps


& more peeps


Bicyles & buses


& buses


& more buses


Bicycles & no-hands


Bicycles & nonchalence


Bicycles & earphones


Bicycles & theatres


Bicycles & red jumpers


Bicycles & back-packs


& back packs


Bicycles & dapper gentlemen


Bicycles & Oxford blues


Bicycles & buns


& pony-tails


Bicycles & bags


Bicycles & belts


Bicycles & singlets


... basically everything except the interfering arm of government insisting upon helmet law.

Consequently you find a bustling town with emphasis on many modes of transport which unlike many towns in Australia has not witnessed the disappearance of the bicycle because in this instance the British government has not intruded on behalf of [insert name of commercial provider] to shore up bottom-line of [insert name of commercial provider] ...

... let's face it, Australia, it's the only reason we have mandatory helmet laws - MONEY.

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Cheltenham - helmet-law free



In dear old Blighty I feel so far away from the Land of 'YouMustWearBicycleHelmets' ...



But not far enough away from the reach of attendant Australian court costs ...



... which are as follows ...



1. Fine.....................................$50.00 (knew that!)

2. Costs...................................$85.00 (news to me!)

3. Witness expenses...................$0.00 (phew!)

4. Compensation........................$0.00 (that's a relief ...)

5. Prosecution costs...................$0.00 (... ditto ditto)

6. Victims Compensation Levy..$71.00 (I'm sorry? ... there's a victim? ... who exactly?)

GRAND TOTAL $206.00 (pointless, Australia, pointless)

But what I want to know is this ... do I have to pay by October 17, as Australia demands, if I've lodged an appeal?

I would have thought not but just to be sure ...

... thoughts anybody, I can't remember ... SIGH