(Me & my colourful Gronnigen cardigan)
Darling niece on Sydney bus travelling along Parramatta Road text me this arvo to say that bus driver had been swearing away at some pedestrian he had just missed when suddenly he said out loud to all of them on board:
"Where's her helmet?"
Darling niece looked up and burst out laughing...
"...because there you were cycling by wearing black cardigan with colourful flowers! - can't stop laughing - HA! HA! HA!"