After recent 'Mad Monday' end-of-year free-for-all, 'Word-on-the-Street' has it that one Scone reveller cycled to the festivities 'sans' helmet.
Our 'Boys-in-Blue', ever ready & waiting, had a quick little chat to him about his hatless state to which he explained that he was dressed as he was for the customary 'Mad Monday' dress-up stakes because he was going as 'Sue Abbott'!!
...the Cops were highly amused, but booked him anyway!!!